A little Southern boy (my nephew Dalen)

I'm just a little Southern boy, borned into this world by an American mom and a real Southern dad.

I like to eat as you can see by the chins I support.

Sometimes I even do a little dance, ya know, to get the ladies. That's what real Southern men do.

And then I pass out on the floor when I am done with my drink. My daddy taught me well.

Does this make my butt look big?